A drive ....how relaxing.....NAWT

I drive a lot. well not a shitload but a fair amount. A minimum of 2 hrs a day usually.
Let me begin by saying I make my fair share of mistakes. Forgetting my turn signal, looking down for that french fry that just fell only to look up a an assfull of truck!!!
But if I do that I look to see who I may have endangered and give them the apologetic "I am a moron" look.
Now let the venting begin.
76.35% of the time this is a woman
Coming up the on ramp riding the ass of the person in front get to the merge spot (or just past the gore point) and without turn signal across 4 lanes of traffic she goes. My guess....Women think merge means something other than the true definition.
Merge Definition: to combine, blend, or unite gradually so as to blur the individuality or individual identity of.
I think the definition in their mind is I have the right away or maybe they have an empty balloon head full of songs like My lady lumps swirling around in their void most call brains.
DO NOT Get me wrong...the 22.65% that are male are named Cleetus and drive large trucks with big engines and big tires to make up for their tiny pee pee's.
Here is thee most annoying one to me. 4 lanes of traffic turns into 3 lanes of traffic. Take a guess where all (MEN AND WOMEN) merging goes on???? six feet before the lane ends as well as your life.
What is wrong with people????? If you happen to be in the way after letting 20 other fucking Russian truck drivers in and they can't squeeze between you and the NOW STOPPED TRAFFIC you get the barrage of middle fingers and funny convulsing and scrunchy faces that come with it.

Merging is an art, adjusting your speed as to be absorbed by the flow of traffic. But the brainiac's think it means the flow of traffic MUST LET THEM IN AT THEIR BECK AND CALL!!! HA HA HA not if I am in my personal vehicle ....I will put you in the ditch you stupid backward non merging FLOW INTERRUPTING piece of human excrement!!!! But most of the time I am in my work truck and wave their retarded asses in because my licence plate is pretty easy to remember.
PS
Also what is up with the 30 second delay on going at a green light? It is like everyone in Washington is mesmerized by the changing of a stoplight from Red to Green that it takes them 15-30 seconds to respond to this miracle.....(also see blog 1-3)
Today is a Whisky day
Be good to each other and merge nicely!!!

Professional sports .....sort of

So watching the Superbowl today (of course having a tall cold Guinness) I kinda came to an Epiphany...or maybe I just burped but I digress....
I saw alot of effort on the field today but also saw alot of half hearted effort as well. I see this alot in football especially living in the Seattle area and watching the Seahawks. (except the game they won in the wild card against the Saints which was filled with intense emotion and ....a win)
anyway to the point. Football has no balls any more in my eyes.
HOCKEY on the other hand......Guys get paid a pittance of basketball or football and the love of the game shines thru SOOOOO much more. 23 stitches in the forehead only nets 15 minutes out of the game to actually get the stitches then back at it. Intensity levels so high fights erupt and it is accepted.
Football .....in a play off game a quarterback leaves with a hurt knee. I am not saying you need to play on a blown ACL but when you are standing on the sidelines jumping up and down ....that aint hurt.
Hockey scenarios
Steve Yzerman played half a season and thru the playoffs with a debilitating knee injury
Jeremy Roenick had his jaw broken in multiple places and played three more shifts until trainers forced him out
Richard Zednick had his throat cut wide open and splattered blood all over the ice and played on to score the game winner....that part is a lie but the first part isn't.
Multiple broken bones in feet and staying in the game because if they take their skates off the swelling will prevent them from putting their skates back on and playing.....stories go on and on. Tough guys Tough sport.
Football use to be tough....Like when Ronnie Lott dislocated his pinkie finger at the knuckle and opted for amputation rather than missing a game.....Tough.
Rugby....harder than football AND NO PADS. Plus those dudes have day jobs!!!!
Football players...toughen up or take a pay cut. Don't even get me started on Basketball...pffft
Drink Guinness....it's good for you.
Jimbob